The Dennys turd is here with lunch pic.twitter.com/uoqLsi2xzt
— AmericanPropagandist (@ArmyStrang) September 9, 2017
People on Twitter have been making fun of the new Denny’s mascot, because it’s supposed to be a sausage link . . . but it looks way more like POOP, with arms, legs, and a little hipster fedora on its head.